- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What's red, blue & green all over?

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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