A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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