- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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