- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock knock come in.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Of course, first door on your left

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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