What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Democracy.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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