- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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