what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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all the kids had fun

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Ebola

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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