- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples