- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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