- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Women's Rights Movement

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Your mother is average.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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