- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What fires shots? A gun

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

u know whats a crime? rape

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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