- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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