Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

A baby seal walks into a club.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

5 people are walking

I am dyslexic

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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here's a joke... the american education society

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