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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

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