A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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I had a lemon. hi.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Lindsay Lohan

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Justin with a hat.

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Anti Joke

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