The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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This sentance contains three errers

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What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What is life? Paul.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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