- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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