Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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Fine, ladies first.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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I'm so punny.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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