- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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