Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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How come grilled cheese?

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Once upon a time a was born

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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