- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

purple pickles

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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