If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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