- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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