- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What do you call a black man? A person

Knock, Knock Who's There

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

. . I am a whale

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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