- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Racial Equality

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Oh, go away

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

TIMMY

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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