- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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