- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

WILLYS

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what are three short words? i a am

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Black people being friendly.

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