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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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