What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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What is the name of the car? What

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j.p. is dumb

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Chris is hairy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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