Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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