- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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