Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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