A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Anyone can post anything.

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knock knock come in !

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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