- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

knock knock who's there ?

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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