- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Double-whammy

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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