- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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