- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

roak

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

A sober Irish individual.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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