- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What's white and gluey Glue

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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