why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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