- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What stops a train? A missile

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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