A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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Racial equality.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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