- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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