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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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