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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

So a seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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