- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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