Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Anti Joke

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