- Anti Joke

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

There's my tractor.