- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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