How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Yo Mama just died.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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