What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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A guy at a baseball game....

This sentance contains three errers

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

hextech crafting too opieop

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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