- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

hi

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

your face

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?