- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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