How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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