Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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