- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's 9+10 Ebola

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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