what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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the game

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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pudding

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