- Anti Joke

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!