- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

69...you know how awkward this is now...

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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