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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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