- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Hail Hitler

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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