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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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