- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.