What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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