- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Diarrhea

Fat? Jesse Z

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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