- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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