How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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