- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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