What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Who is Dank? A: Billal

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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