- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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